Ask the Lord Of Chaos

shadowtempest47 asked: "Seeing you again! I honestly hate it when you take over my dreams!" He said, obviously annoyed.

You didn’t seem to mind me when I was pretending to be Pinkie Pie.

askfate asked: *she giggles* You have big fingers~

Yeah, they’re pretty awesome *sticks another in*

askfate asked: Oh yes, I love it~

Me gusta.

shadowtempest47 asked: *punts a bottle of holy water into Discords genitals* I hate you...

*genitals grow back* Now that’s not a very nice way to greet me after a long departure.

ask-humanapplejack asked: Cool,anyone yer chillin with?

Oh, just everypony who happens to come by.

rainbow-ditz asked: *continues rubbing*well discord do you wanna buck me

Yes ma’am. *pushes her to the floor and gets on top of her*

ask-humanapplejack asked: Nothin much,yaself?

Just chilling.

sirepic12 asked: well, good luck getting mares. *straps you to a table*

I can get any mare I want.

Anonymous asked: Naw, you go both ways. :U

Yes. That is the funnest way.